Department of Mind-Blowing Theories

“My theory is better than your theory because mine has a cool name.”

Scientists are just as prone to pettiness and vanity as the rest of us. They spend years on a project just to get petty revenge on a rival.

Research can feel like a labyrinth where you lose your senses. You start looking for truth and end up arguing with a sentient cloud.

“I have been programmed to feel an appropriate amount of shame.”

The future of technology looks a lot like our current mess. Robots will probably just have existential crises while folding our laundry.

Academic funding is a dark comedy. Brilliant minds waste their best years begging for scraps to study invisible particles.