I See You've Called in Dead

John Kenney’s satire examines the modern workplace through the lens of extreme corporate burnout and the absurdity of professional boundaries. The story follows an office worker who reaches a breaking point with the endless cycle of digital pings, performative meetings, and the expectation of constant availability. Instead of a traditional resignation, the protagonist opts for a radical withdrawal from the grid, treating their employment like a haunting. The narrative mocks the linguistic gymnastics of human resources and the hollow promises of corporate wellness initiatives while detailing the logistical chaos that ensues when a vital employee simply stops acknowledging the physical world.

This book is for anyone who has ever felt suffocated by a crowded inbox or the pressure to be productive at all hours. Readers engage with this work to find humor in the shared frustration of middle management and the surreal nature of white-collar bureaucracy. It provides a sharp, comedic perspective on the struggle to reclaim personal identity from an all-consuming career. One walks away with a cynical appreciation for the dignity of silence and a renewed skepticism toward the jargon used to justify modern work culture.